Because Christmas is just in the corner na noh. And some of the empleyado, you know...? workers.. are kinda make receive na their 13th month pay and bonuses, eh I am sooo sure to the highest level that maraming feeling cono na in this time of year. kaya i would like to make share naman an email i received from one of my... u know, cono friends who happen to receive the same email from one of her cono friends din. and this email went on as in kinda make paikot-ikot in the internet like the punyetang chain mails na mega takot you if you will not forward it to your contacts within 5 seconds! pero until know, wala pang nag make claim na who is the original author of this email. I just wanna make hula na maybe this came from:

1. a game show host at kapamilya network

2. or baka naman from a thou-ter (read: daughter) of a former president of the bayan ng pilipinas

3. or an STD survivor.

well, its kinda hard to make hula talaga. so masakit sa head noh kaya eto na ang email mga kapwa ko cono.

TEN CONYO-MANDMENTS

1. Thou shall make gamit “make+pandiwa”

“Let’s make pasok na to our class!”
“Wait lang! I’m making kain pa!”
“Come on na, we can’t make hintay anymore!”

2. Thou shall make kalat “noh”, “di ba” and “eh” in your pangungusap

“I don’t like to make lakad in the baha nga, noh? Eh di ba it’s like, so ewww, di ba?
“What ba? Stop nga being maarte noh!”
“Eh as if you want naman also, di ba?

3. When making describe a whatever, always say “It’s SO pang–uri!”

“It’s so malaki, you know, and so mainit!”
“I know right? So sarap nga eh!”
“You’re making me inggit naman, I’ll make bili nga my own burger.”

4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation “dude”, “tsong” or “pare”

“Dude, ENGANAL is so hirap, pare.” - (ENGANAL = Engineering Analysis in DLSU, FYI.)
“I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh.”

5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!

“My bag is so bigat today, you know.”
“I know, right! We have to make dala pa kase the jumbo Physics book eh!”

6. Make gawa the plural of pangalans like in English or Spanish

“I have so many tigyawats, oh!”

7. Like, when you can make kaya, always like. Like, I know right?

“Like it’s so init naman!”
“Yeah! The air–con, it’s like sira kase eh!”

8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap?

“Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?”
“It’s so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?”

9. Make gamit of plenty of abbreviations, you know, daglat?

“Like OMG! It’s like traffic sa EDSA.”
“I know, right? It’s so kaka!”
“Kaka?”
“Kakaasar!”

10. Make gamit the pinakamarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect!

“I’m like, making aral at the Arrhneow!”
“Me naman, I’m from Lazzahl!”

o di ba noh? after reading all the pangungusaps, u can feel na your dila is kinda need na to be rebonded. as in chochal noh! i want to make tawa na lang to all. harharharhar!

¶ 1:20 PM